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 'You Lie!' Jars Washington but Resonates Back Home
Wall Street Journal Online
'You Lie!' Jars Washington but Resonates Back Home
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125258756088899359.html
By Corey Dade And Naftali Bendavid
September 11, 2009
#The Old Chicago Blackberry:
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: whats up wit wilson callin me a lyer?
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: uh... becuz u lied?
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: wich part?
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: uh... all ov it?
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: no pillz 4 mexicanz?
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: lie
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: no abortions 4 skankz?
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: lie
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: no defesit spending?
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: lie
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: no deth panulz?
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: huge lie
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: huh
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: yep
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: newz gonna spin dat 4 us?
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: yep
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: joe wilson iz a racist?
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: yep
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: bball?
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: ill git mie shooz
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 Behind the Scenes at the White House
ABC News
Behind the Scenes at the White House
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/08/behind-the-scenes-at-the-white-house-.html
By: Sunlen Miller
August 18, 2009
#The Old Chicago Blackberry:
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: whats up with yer bballs
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: hello
cust_serv@HuanyuInternational.co.cn: Hello please, what is seemingly to be the troubles yes?
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: yer stoopid balls gave my stoopid butler a hernia
cust_serv@HuanyuInternational.co.cn: Yes please, we apologizes for all troubles with product. We are hungry to pleases any of customers.
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: then tell hop sing n teh other chun kingz to qwit using cheep rubber on mie o-ballz
cust_serv@HuanyuInternational.co.cn: You have many promises that our engineering will conference your desires in future arrangements! Please consult records of yourself and prepare for contact with purchacing subdivision in shortly for results desiring.
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: grate, meenwylez im owt won butler and no bball
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: perhaps the transexual with gorilla arms cood be useful 4 a change? she cood prolly pump up the goodyeer blimp
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: good idea... brb
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 U.S. Fortifies Hawaii to Meet Threat From Korea
Wall Street Journal
U.S. Fortifies Hawaii to Meet Threat From Korea
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124535285705228571.html#mod=rss_whats_news_us
By: Yochi J. Dreazen
June 19, 2009
#The Old Chicago Blackberry:
freeaccount1012@YanjiPubricRibrary.com.cn: HoW U RiEk DaT sOn?!
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: u suk
freeaccount1012@YanjiPubricRibrary.com.cn:WhAt MaTtEr WiT u, JeRrUs MuCh?!
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: jealous of wut? ur 1 rokkit? lolz!
freeaccount1012@YanjiPubricRibrary.com.cn:OnE aRr It TaKeZ!
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: did u want sumting, or are you just ronery?
freeaccount1012@YanjiPubricRibrary.com.cn:GiVe Me MoAr MoNeEz!
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: call algore
freeaccount1012@YanjiPubricRibrary.com.cn:FeAr TeH tIgEr!
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: fine 'tiger' $20 but dats it
freeaccount1012@YanjiPubricRibrary.com.cn:WiN!!!! |
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 Dueling Rallies In Iran As Partial Recount Looms
MSNBC
Dueling Rallies In Iran As Partial Recount Looms
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31380861/ns/world_news-mideastn_africa/
Tue June 16, 2009
#The Old Chicago Blackberry:
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: im upgraeding my myspace mood from ‘trubld’ to ‘conserned’
boyluvr69_pbuh@jihad.net.ir: KEWL SUM OV TEH OVVER IMAMZ BE DISSIN MEH GOTZ TO HANDEL BIZ BRB
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: u still prez a.m.?
goatfaquir3449@dinnerjacket.org.ir: Dont wurry buddie. Me n tha old man got faek tweetrz huntin down tha reel wunz. Maek shure your peeps don’t set up a line for fauxnewz to get the reelz from our joo-luvrz.
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: no probz, i just want to watch bball n e way. salam malakim |
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 Fashion World Honors New Stars Rodarte — And Obama
Fashion World Honors New Stars Rodarte — And Obama
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090616/ap_on_en_ot/us_fea_fashion_cfda_awards_2
By Samantha Critchell
Tue Jun 16, 2009
#The Old Chicago Blackberry:
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: joo heer?
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: heer wut?
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: they just calld lt. worf a "FASHION ICON"
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: ...
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: wats rong with dat?
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: i wuz sposta be teh 'fashun icon' she wuz sposta be teh 'classy dresser'
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: woops
im-ur-privat-dancr@noobprez.gov: my bad... i can call ap and hav dem memhole it
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: naw she urnd it i gess by keepin hur fat lipz shut b4 teh elekshun
Teh_One@noobprez.gov: besidez she wore a stoopid cardigan to c teh stoopid qween. even tracy ullmen noze dat aint classy |
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